Wednesday, April 20, 2005

For the man who wants everything...

Dave's ideal present list;
  • World peace (easier to take over that way)
  • Absinth (his liver has been naughty)
  • Destruction of France (and especially that giant phallus, pathetic excuse for a 'tower')
  • Girls, girls, girls (everyone wants these)
  • The 'DAVE' religion to be spread worldwide
  • More Girls
  • A block of cheese
  • A poem about him and his achievements
  • A mention on 'Weebl and Bob'

Any of these will do, if you can't, we WILL find you.

"Women are not people; they are devises built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment."


Blogger ECPA Dai said...

Woo...I feel loved and or respected...^_^

"Why do women have boobs?"
"So you have something to look at when you're talking to them!!"

4/20/2005 8:59 pm  
Anonymous Razor said...

Ya know, im sure that quote might just be from family guy... HI to J.O.S.H.H. and ecpa dai... I'll help with the destroying France... its not that i don't like it, just the people are kinda..well.. french... bugs me

4/20/2005 9:12 pm  
Anonymous Superwench said...

women are not playthings for the young. we have a recommended age limit of 16-20+ for full appreciatory value.

4/21/2005 9:14 am  
Blogger J.O.S.H.H. said...

Way hey, breakthru! i can do this thru college! so much easier now to blog!

anyway 'superwench' (one day i shall find your real identity) what do u mean 16-20+? sureley you mean 16+?
hah, im nitpicking
u know i dont mean/know most of the things i say.

4/21/2005 12:34 pm  
Anonymous Superwench's Agent said...

Superwench is a real woman; not like the one young hornt teenager women funble with in allotments, abattoirs and cemetaries; any1 who does lit ill understand. you cant handle Superwench!

4/21/2005 5:32 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i will sperd the dave religion!!!!!! and og corse weeble and bob are foooooking awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv yaz loadza luv aleh xoxoxoxo

4/21/2005 8:16 pm  
Blogger J.O.S.H.H. said...

i can handle superwench very very well i think youll find, dont believe me? just ask for a demonstration any time

4/21/2005 11:13 pm  
Blogger Lupatria said...

^_^ hey hey...

just as a matter of interest... do you have a particular fave kind of cheese??... just a thought *shrug*

4/22/2005 11:29 pm  
Anonymous Sad act said...

Dairylee and the plastic cheese wich they put in burgers.

4/23/2005 4:10 pm  
Blogger Superwench/ Captain's Wench said...

So, on that wish list of daves top pressies was a poem about him and his achievments. Since i cannot deliver the destruction of france (though i will gladly join any who wish to undertake that task), i have come uo wit the following poem. Enjoy!! (happy birthday dave)

Dave is great.
Long Live Dave.
He has introduced meglamaniacy into our lives,
and would probably J.W.S.H.S (juggle With Some Hazardous Stuff-KNIVES!
theres bramble jazz edwardo and piere
and he also have colour changing hair
while resembling a 12yrold pimp in a certain hat
he could be in an evil genius with a monacle and cat
with jackets to burn and phallas shaped towers to...also...well...burn
it is from dave we all can learn.
so happy birthday dave, and hav a great day,
and just remeember....ARSE!!!!!

goodnite. x

4/23/2005 8:21 pm  
Blogger J.O.S.H.H. said...

i love that poem, really cheered me up in ict, i suppose i should be working on a 'relational database of stock and suppliers' but i cant be effed.

on another note, if any of you saw a blog on a 'test of faith', im sorry, i know it didnt work, it is cool and im working on getting it onto the site cos it is cool. all traces of it have hopefully been deleted.


4/25/2005 1:58 pm  

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