Saturday, May 28, 2005

A date with sweet lady brick....

Grrr...just when I thought I may have found a decent side to chavs after teaching them geography in the bus station while waiting to go to Mirfield to play football (apparently it was irresponsible, but I had enough of revision) the chavs have found a new way to degrade themselves...
Last night, after the greatyness of Kim's party in town and the pub afterwards, as I got steadily drunk and constantly worse at pool...I caught the last bus home...
Just after Lockwood, a group of chavs lobbed bricks at the bus, one of hem smashing the windscreen. Naturally, they cheesed it before 10 passengers (myself included) tried to lynch them.

Friday, May 27, 2005


Yo people, im not letting you put new comments on this post as it is a newsletter.

Are you free on Friday 3rd of June?

If so you will want to come see ME and a troupe of other fantasmic actors mucking about onstage and being generally hilarious.

OK, you may have to sit thru some 'urban' dancing, u never know, it might be fun.

Anyhoos, i think admission is free and its at the Landson Auditorium (wha?) in the lawrence batley theatre. Starts at 7.00 and goes on til 8.30.

Honest, it is very funny, especially if you have ever been in drama workshop, we take major piss.

Come to CREATIVE FUSION! "a showcase of dance, comedy, urban sounds and images presented by CREATIVE KEYS!"


Tuesday, May 24, 2005


In the past week, I have discovered that I don't like the following:

  • Maths C2....bloody thing
  • Chavs in the bus station who call me a mosher...
  • That bloody fecking Crazy Frog...GRRR

In closing, I've been told to relax they say. Sure, I'm just about as relaxed as an insane neurotic sat upon a box of fireworks...

Now there's one for the "imagery society"


Saturday, May 21, 2005

The end of an enema... earache.... aura....ERA!

Yes! As you have probably noticed people of Greenhead us lucky AS students have no more lessons.


Seriously, I'm starting an investigation to find who has stolen the past year, it may be costing £3000000 of the taxpayers money but I'm sure I'll find the bastard responsible (yeah i kno its ABB but i just want to throw money around)

Either way friends, this non-existent year was great, I wish you all the best in your exams and thanks for a sexual inneuendous year.


Friday, May 20, 2005


Our (that is, Ambition in Motion's) début album is coming soon.
This will entail various remakes, remixes, new songs and also random comedy that myself and Joshh know best.

Wanted (but we probs won't need) Drummer.

Apply on Comments.

Edit: Fear of broken finger continue, after I had a cycling accident on the same evening.....

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Anon, anon, to be anon to be a-gone

Who is that crafty bugger (ab)using the anon sign in function?.....

I wonder....

Saturday, May 14, 2005

I renew my objection to this pointless endevour...


Death to revision, I really hate it so...
Josh agrees with me (prev. comments)
Instead of revising, I'm pissing around with this 'blog
Now tell me I have my priorties right.

Petition to send revision to purgatory whence it came....Comments....

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

This hypocracy's beginning to get to me....

Oh god...oh god....oh god


Aside from that, after my retirement from rugby, somehow, by persons unknown, I've manged to aquire yet another alias.
This time "Dangerous Dave" has been created thanks to nameless persona who may wish to come forward at their own anonymousiity, the new alias, apparetnly reflects a dark past...and tendancy to be emotionally barriered and impossible to predict.

Thanks for that.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

The greatest actor in the world!

Hello people of Dave! Ave!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee, Well as some of you may know I'm going to be starring in my first film but sadly it's only a small standing around/dealing drugs part.

Heres the good bit, I was meeting with the director (the magnificent Fragrence Francique) yesterday and hes says "josh theres a problem with your part...." he goes on to say that I'm TOO GOOD for the small part I have and he is going to WRITE A NEW PART FOR ME!

So naturally Im very very very happy since an actual film director thinks I'm grrrrrrrreat!

Happiness everyone!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

...they say this is the largest ELECTION....

Good Evening Voters

Although some may not be of voting age, I wish to exclaim the manifesto of AiM (Ambition in Motion)
In the forthcoming general election (either tomorrow, or in 5 years) you must exercise your democratic rights!!
Vote for me as Premier, and I shall utilise the "Race to the sun" competition for the chavs.
Just don't forget our slogan: "Exercise your democratic rights, vote AiM, or have your house burned down"

(Whoever said Stalin couldn't teach us a lesson :P)

Monday, May 02, 2005

...And a New Name Arises...

Having ripped my hand apart playing rugby, managing to sort things out with various people, and get a load of work done, this weekend has been successful...

Anyway, the moment you've all (or at least Lexie) has been waiting for....

My car is now called GODIVA!!!

and it's a bitch to drive with a damaged hand...ahem...

But she drives like a dream otherwise!!