Thursday, January 26, 2006

The DSA Conspiracy...

So there we have it, I have failed my driving test for the second time. This time was equally as harsh, as it was a major fault for a signalling error, and a dubious one for driving too close to parked cars (despite the fact the road was narrow and that there was a car coming towards me) Here is the part of the converstaion at the debrief:
-"...I almost shuddered, you were that close to knocking off a wing mirror, which are about 100 quid a shot"
-"I know, but also giving harsh fails is 45 quid a shot to the DSA"

Don't say that I'm not bitter at all, but being ill and everything, I could have done better. But, some decent parties coming up to allow for dutch recovery...

On the subject of those fine ideas, here's one that came to me as I was shamefully listening to embrace while ill yesterday:
During the riots that tore France apart in its suburbs, one of the leading law enforcers (or one who hadn't abandoned his post) claimed that in order to quell the riots, he had sent out a thousand officers with firearms certificates. What good would that do? Have you ever been hit by a firearms certificate? It's a about as useful as throwing meringues at a brick wall....

Maybe I'm off form a little bit....hmmm....


Blogger Thwar said...

I too am having a bad week, Im sorry about your driving test Dave, maybe you should just buy a giant tank/monster truck then you could go wherever you wanted, destroying everthing in your path, spreading ECPA-ness everywhere.
I liked your idea and I'm amused to see your anti-french ideals still consistent in your work!
Cheered me up lots, thanks.

The currently quite elusive, Thwar

1/26/2006 2:21 pm  
Blogger Bicurious Rach said...

Yey Thwar's back! :o)
Sorry again about ur test dai, but at least that means il still enjoy ur company on the bus. N u can enjoy teasing me for a bit longer n calling me blonde :oP
Josh n lexie.. U know wen we wer in the bus station earlier discovering some...interesting...ways to enjoy sweets? well wen u left this crazy guy came over to me n wa being really pervy saying something like..."id like to share my sweets wiv you". ew. Im traumatised for life!

1/26/2006 7:00 pm  
Blogger ECPA Dai said...

The anti-french ideals have stemmed from the fact that, despite illness (altho, I did piss off to play football) I am writing essay plans about a French Chemist. To be fair, he did a lot...even though the revolutionary government had him executed saying "we have no need for intellectals, or chemists for that matter" 'Nuff said really.

Rach...I don't call you blonde, and I had an encounter with a drunk coming back from Mirfield, luckily, I stemmed the thoughts of violence.

Going back to the idea of creating mayhem, I did memorise the door code to the DSA HQ.....

1/26/2006 8:13 pm  
Blogger Superwench/ Captain's Wench said...

im sorri for ur pervy guy encounter rach-but u must admit the sweet sharing was fun! and tasty! microsoft is being a bugger today and wont convert my file from microsoft workds; v annoying! oh and heres a cool blogfor anyone who is interested;

for best pics go on the kitty catagory.

1/27/2006 10:39 am  
Blogger J.O.S.H.H. said...

yes, that is very cute, mind meltingly so. i like the idea of giant cars thwar! and rach, the pervy man might have been me in disguise! :o


(i just noticed the dsa letters form a nice line on the keyboard! dsadsadsadsa eeeeeeee)

1/27/2006 2:11 pm  
Blogger Thwar said...

yes rach im back! Much, much thanks for all your support. Im feeling worlds better now.

Firebombs? did i miss something?

Oh yeah, i found something hilarious after visiting one of my friends blogs, please go check it out its very funny!

1/27/2006 2:31 pm  
Blogger Thwar said...

just realised that the link i put u can't just clicky it so you'll have to paste it into your browser.



1/27/2006 2:32 pm  
Blogger Superwench/ Captain's Wench said...

Thwar, a question? and please do not be offended, but every1 wants to know the answer to this Q and im finally going to ask it. so here goes; Is thwar ur real name? cos if so its a v interesting one; all power to interesting names says she who is called Lexie! lol. sp plz do us all a favour n answer the Q! luv lex x

1/29/2006 4:03 pm  
Blogger Thwar said...

No its not my real name. (as i said in a previous post im keeping that quiet) 'thwar' comes from a few things and influences.

Firstly its the first part of THWARted, which is how i feel sometimes,

2, its a mocking of 'fwoar!' and the kind of culture assoiated with that.

3. also a kinda condensing of the phrase 'the war' also sums up how i feel sometimes.

4. it just sounds cool!

So yeah, its not my real name but its more of an expression of how i feel and how i think, thats why i started my blogsite! To communicate my feelings that i can't in the 'real world'

Some deep, introspective waffling for you there!

I hope that answers your question superwench!

1/30/2006 10:14 am  
Blogger Superwench/ Captain's Wench said...

it does indeed thank you very much! i like ur many reasons, and also the fact that u r keepin ur real name secret; tis intruiging! will u tell us one da though? PLEEEAAASSSE? he he im off with J.O.S.H.H to see Circus of horrors on wed; will leave details on here on thurs! hope its good! x

1/30/2006 6:39 pm  
Blogger J.O.S.H.H. said...

yeah! cirus of horrors, that is really gonna rock! lol, thwar, tell us all your name! you kno u wanna tell us reeeeely! hehehe, thanks for that introspective waffling though

1/31/2006 3:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sniff sniff* what is this I can taste!

Is it my nose?

3/03/2006 3:45 am  

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